Green Avengers….Intro
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Billions of years ago our planet was born, booming, and creating life!
SND EFX: (Explosions)
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There were booms! Bangs! And quite a bit of gas
SND EFX: (fart)
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and algae!
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All of this booming and banging began creating crea-tures!
CHILDREN:
(oooo!)
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Creatures became other animals, and our trees and resources were eaten…
Like Broccolli!
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Later down, the soon-to-be turnpike!
SND EFX: (Vrooming noises during)
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Humans made fires! Without Marshmellows!
SND EFX: (Screaming noise)
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Fire began sort-of eating the air!
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Then humans kept building and building
CONSTRUCTION WORKER:(Brooklyn accent)
“Hey Roy! I need some freakin’ beams down here…yeah…freakin beams.”
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Today, humans have made wonderful technology…like….
Computers! And medicines! And… Chia pets!
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We’ve just been going about it the wrong way!
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NOW!
A special force unlike any other, has formed to save our big, glob-y
looking home!
We call ourselves,…(dramatic pause)… THE GREEN AVENGERS!
We are little people!
With big ideas!
Together we will save the ‘barnicles’ out of our pretty planet!
WON’T YOU JOIN US?!
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The GREEN AVENGERS: Every kid! One Mission! One Future!
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